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11 Demotivational Poster


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

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flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.


TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

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arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


9-11 -


TAGS: 9 11 remember
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:52 am
Sigh.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:50 am
Deltabob, you couldnt have said it better...no offense, Pabbicus.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
victory. It was their goal to hurt the USA irreparably, and to simply rebuild what was there and continue on stronger than before is the best possible response.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
In my opinion, the best possible thing to do is to rebuild the towers as they were, stronger than before, to show them that their attack had no lasting impact except to strengthen our resolve even more. Leaving the ground barren only serves to mark their-
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 2:09 am
Ah, OK. Truth be told, I rarely peruse the forums. I'm just here for a laugh at the end of the day. But for my money, there can't be enough tributes to the heroism displayed by real Americans on 9/11.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:55 am
You've been around awhile, preacher, so it's the theme for the August Motifake challenge. It's in the forums.
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 1:52 am
Seriously, MO, I have not the first clue as to why all the 9/11 posters now either. Not that I mind; this nation needs regular reminding that we have real enemies who want us dead, but the sudden burst of posters is puzzling me. Mind enlightening me?
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:35 pm
...another week or two then come back when you can not make a complete ass of yourself. That goes for any of you new folks who are just poking around....OBSERVE before you fucking make a negative comment. If not then just bring the funny. Thanks...
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:34 pm
Yo bitches! Just the fact that you don't have a clue as to why there are a bunch of 911 posters today show just how much of a newb you are. Oh and not to mention who you're directing your comment to in the frickin first place. Step back, observe for......
k - August 21, 2009, 4:12 pm
arent these supposed to be sarcastic or funny?
mebitches - August 21, 2009, 3:57 pm
its not even september yet, for fucks sake. give it a rest./


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




FOURTEEN YEARS -


TAGS: 9 11
Rating: 4.93/5

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Pikeman - November 13, 2015, 8:43 am
Some fools insist the war against terror in Iraq and Afghanistan are about oil.
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 10:32 pm
idea - create - submit
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 3:51 pm
But have you forgotten about December 7, 1941 yet?
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:27 pm

Thank you, Greeny.
Greeny - September 12, 2015, 9:56 am
Wow - most excellent
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:03 am
'member when somebody attacked those New Yorkers? It was radical, dude.


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epitaph When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .


The Day The World Came To Town -




MAN'S BEST FRIENDS - A Good Dog and a Good 1911


TAGS: dog 1911
Rating: 4.04/5

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911? - "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 when calling this number."


TAGS: 1911 colt
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 4:33 pm
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.


TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

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pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH fuck I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an asshole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more fucked up) 9/11 related photochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded fuck. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of shit. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little fuck. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be anally raped in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE FUCKING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is fucked up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of shit; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


We Will Remember -


TAGS: 9 11 towers remember tears quote
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm
Amen.


9-11 CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: 911 conspiracy truth
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:59 pm
Almost. Needed to fine-tune the caption. If you're gonna sell "offensive" as humor, make sure you build a quality product.


WHAT? - Too soon?


TAGS: 9 11 xbox
Rating: 2.34/5

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HAMMERDAWN - July 14, 2009, 9:04 pm
heres an achievement for you "Killing the fucking asshole who makes a lame ass joke based on a place where people died in an act of violence" EH ASSHOLE?
garth - June 16, 2009, 3:24 pm
epic flamewar
Mr. Shiny - April 29, 2009, 3:38 am
Hmm. Risky subject matter, and the caption could be better.
Christos - April 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
I imagine the achievement would be blowing up 2 f-off great big towers. I agree that we have to be able to laugh at tragedy, although if you lost someone in there it might be different.
Ted Mosby, Sex Architect! - April 21, 2009, 5:33 pm
1. There is a 20 year rule, after 20 years it will officially be kinda funny. 2. This picture is not funny seeing how it lacks thought and is offensive. 3. Why isn't anybody concerned with the ninjas in the background?
Lunar-Xero - March 2, 2009, 8:14 am
What would the achievement be for?
astronaut jesus - March 1, 2009, 7:42 pm
if u dont laugh at this the terrorists win!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:17 pm
--- is safe from these sort of terrorists, not even themselves! If you are outside the group of people they may care about, they want you dead, and if you're inside it, you might be expected to die for the cause. Darwin award of the millennium to them.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:15 pm
I *LOVE* Australians. Every Aussie I've ever met has been nice, gregarious, fun, and friendly. I was only pointing out that hating the USA and cheering the 9-11-01 attacks just because you aren't American is inane stupidity, and in any case, nobody ---
Arrogant Knight - January 13, 2009, 11:14 am
Now the greybeards hate Aussies, THANKS ALOT! :( *cry*
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:06 am
And not as funny as the bombing in Bali where all the Aussies were killed either? Oh that's right...the terrorists who did this ONLY want to kill Americans amirite?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 8:55 am
Yeah, it's not as funny as that time when Japan invaded Australia and you all speak Japanese now, oh wait you don't, why is that? Oh right, the USA didn't let it happen. Stop trashing America every chance you get; it's not like we're all against you.
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 5:24 am
Being Australian, I'm just gonna LOL at this. :D
THE guy - January 2, 2009, 6:23 pm
I don't see why ya'll are verbally abusing the Americans, after all, they are just us brits, only an ocean away. Before you get all "flamey" on me, check your history. We invaded, killed the natives, took the land.
Elder God Douchebag - December 25, 2008, 2:13 am
What, dammit!? This better be good, you pulled me away from doing shots with Shub-Niggurath.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 25, 2008, 12:33 am
You have to say it three times, like in that movie "Beetledouche, Beetledouche, Beetledouche!"
Porcelina - December 24, 2008, 5:25 pm
I was summoning EGD
Merlin - December 24, 2008, 1:08 pm
To Fatty, Shut up, we've fuck enough things up to let Judas' words slide. To LogicDude, yeah, they fucked up to. Woo. To Judas, apparently, the other yanks can stay offended. And finally, to Porcelina, who might you be calling a douchebag?
Porcelina - December 23, 2008, 1:02 am
Douchebag
LogicDude - December 23, 2008, 12:31 am
And to call us "yanks" would indicate one of our cousins from across the pond...who do you think did the original fucking up of everything Mr. "Sun Never Sets on the Empire?"
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 3:40 pm
edit- that's not to say the US has not been fucking things up... but dawn of humanity?? c'mon guy, open a book.
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 3:36 pm
"you yanks" & "dawn of humanity" Feel like revising that? By my math in 2008 America is 232 years old... way younger than most of the rest of the world.
Judas - December 22, 2008, 2:35 pm
Seriously...you yanks can't go on getting offended forever about 9-11 jokes. Especially not thinking about all the f-up you've been bringing the world since the dawn of humanity. Get over it already.
Merlin The Sorry - November 30, 2008, 9:43 am
--get over their shit is the Jewish people. That happened ages ago and yes, it was fucking horrible, but eventually they have to stop dwelling in the past, and focus on more atrocities that are happening in the present. /rant
Merlin The Sorry - November 30, 2008, 9:43 am
Look, I'm not trying to offend, and it wasn't just on TV for me, my mom worked on the rescue and got injured, so yes, I was affected. But at some point, all of us need to just move on, and this'll sound bastardly, but one of the main peoples who need to g
LogicDude - November 22, 2008, 8:49 am
Depends on how you were affected; if you were there or knew someone who died it will always be too soon. To others it was just TV...buddy of mine died in the Pentagon attack.
Razor Eddie - November 21, 2008, 5:33 pm
I don't know about you, but I make holocost and Pearl Harbor jokes all the time. Dead baby jokes too.
Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 5:10 pm
It will ALWAYS be "too soon," just as it will ALWAYS be "too soon" to make "JEW & OVEN" jokes, or jokes about PEARL HARBOR.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 11:50 pm
It is NEVER too soon.
thehattinninja - November 10, 2008, 11:49 pm
it will always be too soon. remember that.
yon - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
nope not to soon 7 years is not to soon. so i loled :)
Pessimist - October 21, 2008, 10:03 am
Yes it is but it wouldn't surprise me at all


IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!


TAGS: twin towers september 11th atomic mushroom
Rating: 2.31/5
Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.


11TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: 911 tragedy
Rating: 5/5

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jinxguy44 - November 2, 2015, 8:30 pm
Always a great sentiment, but personally I don't know of anyone or any American that needs a reminder not to forget.
Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:07 pm
Singularly THEE most unforgettable day in my life, and an awesome quiet reminder. 5L
Airman - September 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
thx very much
Iconoclast - September 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
The VERY BEST that I have seen. Favorite and e-mailed to some friends. Thanks.


9/11 - Everyone was affected, But everyone made a promise: Never Forget.




BACK IN MY DAY... - ...we never relied on those fancy, dancy car drying fans at the car wash. We hung our cars out to dry.


TAGS: 234111
Rating: 4.61/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 7:52 pm
I saw something like this when on army training in Norway in '84. We wondered how the truck cab got hung up on a log with the arse and canopy under a bridge.
calvin5040 - February 8, 2012, 10:11 pm
HOW IN THE ...... you know what I.... I... I don't want to know. O_o


THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11


TAGS: doctor who 11 spinal tap
Rating: 3.73/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:29 pm
o_O Ah, I see what you did there.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
They made a good choice with him


LOOSE CHANGE -




END OF THE WORLD -




MAY 2011 -


TAGS: osama bush obama may 2011
Rating: 3.94/5

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DrSynth - May 4, 2011, 11:00 pm
i love it 5L
ShadowSerpent - May 3, 2011, 7:42 am
You're not the only one, I laughed quite a bit as well. But I guess it's a gamer thing...
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 2:21 pm
Why am I the only one that finds this quite funny...


THE SPANISH INQUISITION - Is coming to get him


TAGS: the spanish inquisition superman amaterasu the spanish inquisition superman amaterasu shiryu 411 hotmail com why suddenly
Rating: 2.64/5

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garv - August 1, 2009, 9:00 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
garv - August 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
Highlord - December 23, 2008, 11:59 am
Pity there hasn't been a spanish inquisition since 1834


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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




AMERICAS MEMORIALS -


TAGS: americas memorials military 9 11
Rating: 3.57/5

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how long before its removed - September 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
i think its hilarious
Airman - September 11, 2009, 4:54 pm
dear who.. there is a motifake topic of the day.. each and every day.. and today's is Memorials. That is why you are seeing so many. Not all topics are funny
who gives a damn - September 11, 2009, 4:50 pm
i think people should limit themselves to funny. leave the patriotic bs to the company that makes those pin on flags, no disrespect to those who died but i come here to laugh, not to feel like shit


LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


COLT 1911 - Because Plastic Guns Are For Pussies.


TAGS: colt 1911
Rating: 3.79/5

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fhusmc - May 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
Colt guns: the one good thing to come out of Connecticut.


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


HOW .... -


TAGS: japan red cross drama march2011
Rating: 4.57/5

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mariand - January 11, 2012, 7:36 am
This is exceptionally nice.


What's The Difference? -


TAGS: pzy september 11 cow farmer
Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha


SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of ass in metropolis


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people gay?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




GLOCK 21 -


TAGS: glock 21 45 1911 truth
Rating: 1.36/5

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tomyironmane - July 28, 2013, 1:57 am
Besides, someone just passed me a few pix of Glock Kabooms. Turns out you DO have to baby a Glock, especially on ammo, or the chambers might rupture... whereas a 1911 will eat anything that isn't +P.... and a Hi-point will eat any ol' garbage you feed it.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who said you had to baby them? Just don't treat them like garbage. Hell, a stock GI 1911 you probably CAN treat like garbage. The issues come when you treat a tight 1911 like garbage, and you'll get that reliability issue with any tight-tolerance pistol.
TheScottsMan - July 24, 2013, 5:10 pm
I'd rather buy one you don't have to baby to get to work right. That's a REAL pistol. Not a 1911 you buy at baby gap.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 2:57 pm
Agreed, go get a real pistol and learn to take care of it, instead of using it as a post-hole digger, boat anchor, doorstop, wheel chock, coffee-table leveling device, hammer, and so on.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 3:16 pm
Man, I wish we could agree on something. I love them without plaid bras.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 2:58 pm
As a Scotsman I love Scottish women in plaid bras :)
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:40 pm
Hey what do you expect from a Scotsman with tyts (being funny here, Scottsman). Yeah, I’m not a 1911 fan either. It s/be buried with the Glock. Shot/carried ‘em all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2013, 1:48 pm
"Pretty" hand guns…now I've heard it all.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 12:28 pm
Glock has outperformed 1911 in every way except looks. All a 1911 is good for is looking pretty in a case.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 8:42 am
Burying a Glock. Good move. Make it deep.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thats the only way you're going to get a 1911 to work for 100 years anyway. They'll rust shut so easy its not even funny. It's funny you think a pistol that's been altered countless times to look nothing like its original has been around 100 years.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 5:57 pm
Saving Character space grammar nazi. So basically you're saying that if you pack it in cosmoline it'll last 100 years? and you think the Glock won't. You can bury a Glock in the ground for 30 years and it'll fire. It's been done.
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:29 pm
30 days of saltwater is not a hundred years of use/storage, NOR is it 100+ years of production and proven results. As for MY 1911? Possibly, it's stainless steel. That having been said, I don't use it as a boat anchor. Also: *you *your *you *yourself.
TheScottsMan - July 19, 2013, 9:00 am
Not only can I say that, but u can store a Glock 21 .45 13+1 under saltwater for 30 days and it'll still fire. Can you say that about ur precious 1911? Look at a real U.S. Patent 984519. That's a 1911 not what u think is a 1911. Don't fool urself dude.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:49 pm
Come bacl in a hundred years and scrape the cosmoline off and a 1911 will work just like it did when your great grandpa packed it away. Can you say the same of a Glock? Can you say that they'll be still in production in the 2100s? Bet the 1911 will be.
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:14 am
Blasphemer!
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 6:40 pm
*ahem* "Lazyness" and that is also where muscle memory comes in play
TheScottsMan - April 10, 2012, 11:00 am
Yea, cause thats exactly what I want to do... a mag change ever seven rounds and making sure my saftey is off... 2 steps I can avoid.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 10:02 am
For zombies... a nice knife or axe, as for preparedness... that's where more mags come into play.
TheScottsMan - April 6, 2012, 6:59 am
As a Marine Corps pistol expert accuracy isn't my problem. Also as an Eagle Scout "Be Prepared" son, thats my motto. Be Prepared, becauses those damned zombies aren't going to kill themselves :)
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 6:20 am
Snakeskin handle gives it a more roughneck look... but still. anyway, if you need more rounds it only means you shouldn't have a firearm in the first place ;)
TheScottsMan - April 5, 2012, 11:30 pm
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34278&stc=1&d=1266622906 No one can escape the pinkness. They even made a hello kitty AK for godsakes! Grip thickness = mag capacity. I need more than 7-8 rounds.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
and what not. so far as I know the 1911 does not have that shame on its name
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
My (And many others) prefer the 1911. oh and the size of the glock (thickness) is far greater than that of the colt or more modern 1911 styles. as for the 'hellokitti' I was referring to the hellokitti theme placed on so many firearms nowdays, pink, white
TheScottsMan - March 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
hellokitti handguns? Are you refering to Glock? A Glock 21 has vertually double the mag capacity of any 1911. Noth to mention that its rated far higher for combat use than the 1911. Lose the training wheels and the saftey, the 19ll is the hellokitti gun.
M0rd3kaI - March 29, 2012, 4:39 pm
Kimber nor Colt came up second in a quality match either, function is one thing, but it aint no intimidating item to wield 2 hellokitti handguns
templar13 - March 28, 2012, 6:46 pm
I'm a fan of Berettas. Just sayin', they're the startin' handgun in most RE games....
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 5:07 pm
My point exactly. I hate mechanical safties. Oh and I'm a bigger fan of function over form. I don't enter my handguns in beauty contests.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:27 pm
When wielding a firearm it's your trigger finger that provides the best safety... oh and the Kimber and 1911 looks better ;) just saying
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 2:26 pm
The kimber custom II has a button saftey, therefore inferior to Glock.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm
Kimber Custom II... consider the Glock De-Throned


OVERCONSUMPTION - Now all I need is a Super Big Gulp!


TAGS: straws excess overconsumption 7 11 funny
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - November 24, 2011, 6:27 pm
...Or a couple thousand.


NEVER FORGET 9/11/01 - ...for the 343 Brothers who gave all J.D.




POLICE - Sometimes mix their numbers up




NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS -




AMERICA - 9 years, 7 months, and 19 days... 9 years, 7 months, and 20 days...


TAGS: osama bin laden dead 9 11
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 1:59 pm

one word to you dude....MOAR!


WHEN SECONDS COUNT... -


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
chills
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
Hense...
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


CULLING THE HERD -


TAGS: end of the world may 21 2011 cull stupid
Rating: 4.67/5

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THEBRAT - June 28, 2011, 5:05 pm
Good one...lol
steph1 - May 18, 2011, 10:19 am
...they might miss the "final" spectacle


AMERICANS -


TAGS: americans 9 11
Rating: 3.7/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:43 pm
I'm American, military, and I love this country but the never forget stuff is getting ridiculous. Bilboards, License plates, Bumper stickers, Posters, Pamphlets... I haven't forgotten, just becoming a little numb at this point. Nice picture though.
Veldimar - January 3, 2011, 1:36 pm
You can never forget the things you dont't know. That's why you don't forget.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 9:58 pm
This is a beautiful poster.
MO - August 21, 2009, 3:47 pm
Or How 'bout Steven Colbert asking colored voters if they agree with BHO's choice of Sarah Palin as his VP? They all supported her and thought she was just the bestest ever. Then again Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessy the Body Ventura were also elected...
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 12:48 pm
Logic?? We don't need no stinkin' logic! Well, cept LogicDude anyway, crap, this whole comment started off funny in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm
Love....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm
JK.... I lover you guys .....just keep making Movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:16 pm
Or "never forget everyone hates you"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:15 pm
Or Amerikens. "Never subscribe to logic"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:13 pm
Or "Amerikens never pass up a super size"........come on it's just a joke.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:37 am
And no I did not just confuse Pearl Harbor with Iwo Jima.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:36 am
When Jay Leno does his Jay-Walking bit and has no apparent difficulty whatsoever finding Americans who cannot say who attacked whom at Pearl Harbor, "never forget" seems to apply to a select few Yanks.
Rollseyes - August 21, 2009, 11:31 am
Not bygone at all. America's Glory is a constant light in a dark world. The full light of that Glory will become evident when the socialist administration currently running the country into the ground is partially removed come the next election cycle.
HubbaBubba - August 21, 2009, 4:21 am
They never forget....´cause they keep badgering everyone else with bygone glory.....
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:48 am
Nor does anyone else. (Except stoners, Alzheimer sufferers and a few other unfortunates))


BOB THE BUILDER - He can't fix this one.




COSPIRACY THEORIES -


TAGS: conspiracy 911 chemtrails
Rating: 3.29/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 8:16 pm

yeah, sure.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
We* That's the last time I have a verbal conversation and an internet conversation at the same time.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 8:09 pm
I had a member named Anonymous a loongggg time ago. And then we had Anonymous2.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm
Great poster - but I'm afraid you'll do poorly for being "anonymous"


SUGAR AND SPICE -


TAGS: oct 11 im just sayin
Rating: 3.05/5

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agdaniele - October 13, 2009, 1:41 am
It's the symbology.
agdaniele - October 13, 2009, 1:33 am
How cute was nazani? Shouting it from the mountain... "I don't know what snail tracks are!"
Haarakkon - October 12, 2009, 1:23 pm
Wow. Rarely has so much fail been packed in to so few syllables. Poster win, comment fail.
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:11 am
You're a retard, nazani. Plain and SIMPLE.
nazani14 - October 12, 2009, 10:07 am
You DO realize that snails are hermaphroditic, don't you?
Sean - October 12, 2009, 2:21 am
How the hell can a snail have back hair? That's my question? Oooh ooooh, Mr. President sir, I also have a follow-up ... uhmmm, does this also mean that somewhere out there, there may be a red-necked slug sporting a mullet?
RON - October 11, 2009, 10:01 pm
5 SNAIL TRACKS!!!!


FASHION EMERGENCY - If really does exist, somebody should dial 911, please!




I AM MEGAMAN - I'm blue and cyan


TAGS: http www rfgeneration com images repository 909751199476ebb23590b1megaman1 jpg
Rating: 2.14/5
The Douche Next Door - January 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
EPIC FAIL!!!


BILLY DON'T BE A HERO -




THE 3 MOTI-KNIGHTS -


TAGS: rick69 axe11154 moti knights
Rating: 4.05/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 7:12 am
Thanks Dy, Much appreciated
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 5:48 pm
5talent shining!
M0rd3kaI - May 25, 2012, 7:16 am
Thanks Hammy, I really appreciate the comment, and the fact that you took the time to read it. Thanks a lot Mate
Hawamleh - May 24, 2012, 9:00 pm
I'd say too long; didn't read. But I did read it, and I did love it.
M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:21 pm
Ah Gary, another pin on my wall of inspiring people and comments. Thank you. Appreciate it beyond most of my petty beliefs
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 8:15 pm
Bravo, Laddie!


ZORDON -


TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:32 pm
lol that's evil, bone. I'm glad you went there. Jesus...the lactation stains on her costume would have inexcusable, though
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:28 pm
Or they could have just said she was breast feeding the other rangers
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
That's sacrilage. They could have just given her a chestplate and said "The pink ranger utilizes extra padding for optimum protection. She also always wears her seat belt, kids. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Another interesting fact, they fired the girl playing the pink ranger when her boobs got too big, because of the age group they were trying to portray.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Was there ever a mauve ranger? lol
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hmmm... and named after a president that owned 26 slaves...Zordon: So what color suit do you want to wear. Zack: Oh, I still like the black one. It's fly.


Bowling -


TAGS: pzy 9 11 bowling spare planes
Rating: 3.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 11, 2013, 7:38 am

yup.....5traight to hell


TWIN TOWERS - Imagine a world without religion...


TAGS: twin towers religion 911 9 11 9 11
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 11:34 pm
Twin Tunnels=1


MICHAEL JACKSON - He's now working at my local 7/11


TAGS: michael jackson 7 11 working
Rating: 1.86/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:20 pm
...along with Elvis


Immigration Debate -


TAGS: immigration terrorism towers 9 11 compassionate
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2017, 3:12 am
Somehow, the Japanese managed it. Does that make them more Christian?
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:49 pm
A debut like that? Up yours! Please check out the Poster evolution thread in our forum. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9718&p=256395#p256384
Silverheart - February 22, 2017, 11:20 pm

Wow. That's one powerful picture there. Welcome to Motifake, please stick around, you're off to a great start.


EMO-TIFAKE -


TAGS: cubby theme jan 18 2011
Rating: 4.36/5

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pzykosiz - January 20, 2011, 5:04 am
goth's are better because they don't care if you leave bruises
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 11:26 pm
HAHAHAH! Dude, Moo+! A very literal L'ing of MAO on that one. I should be more specific...SCENE girls are irresistable. You know...the ones who are in it for the fashion not the disfiguring. Notice how I didn't refute the tagging of said ass lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:39 pm
:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:39 pm
Or you just like girls that cut themselves and have low self esteem.......Maybe you're sensitive (or maybe you figured out that they're more likely to let you tag 'em in the ass) Either way, you come out looking bad.
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 10:32 pm
I dunno what it is but I find emo girls to be very hot...maybe its because you know they likely have more kinks than your average garden hose after the spring thaw.


MEMORIES - OF TERRORISM CAN NOT BE WASHED AWAY


TAGS: 9 11
Rating: 4.25/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:13 pm
Of course not; they're being used to key up American paranoia, chip away at our individual rights, and drastically increase our debt to fund a war baby Bush started because his dad couldn't finish it back during the Gulf War.


BEAT THE HEAT -




1 YEAR LATER - And we're still Here


TAGS: eotw 5212011 camp stupid dumb
Rating: 4.2/5

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Kriskwick5212011 - December 21, 2013, 8:06 pm
the guy that predicted that day actually passed on dec 15 2013
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 6:12 pm
Judgement day did happen...noone made the grade.
maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:10 pm
Try Again .
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 1:35 pm
Give it another 7 months.. heh


PILLOW TALK -


TAGS: produceman117 tribute the cream of the crop
Rating: 3.85/5

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Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 5:18 pm
5L. I'm touched.


RIM JOB -




RESTLESS LEGS SYNDROME -




MOTIMODS - Sparing us from the douches who think the murder of over 3000 innocent people is funny


TAGS: 911 mods
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2011, 9:16 pm
That also goes for jokes about killing Muslims, Israelis and even the Dutch....This site does not cater to any one race or religion.
WTFO - June 9, 2011, 1:16 am
The US Constitution offers freedom of speech, not a privately owned website. The owner gets to pick what is acceptable. Notice racism is not allowed here either. Lastly, 9/11, holocaust and similar jokes is grounds for being called a douche.
ambslashrat - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
guess i'm a douche then...
Mux - June 8, 2011, 12:12 pm
Pfft. A joke about an attack that killed 3000 people is not okey. But WW2 jokes and such is alright? You are allowed to joke about anything. Someone will almost always get offended by any type of joke. Well be all anti-freedom of speech if you will.......


A QUICK JOKE - Q: What's the difference between pink and purple? A: Your grip.


TAGS: get a grip its just a joke assignment for january 11 purple
Rating: 3.43/5

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Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 8:19 pm
ROR!


FLYING IN 2011 -




MOONWALK -


TAGS: life time day past future celebration original 20 july 1969 nasa apollo 11 dream imagination
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:14 pm
Canada did it better.


DING DONG - The bitch is gone!!!


TAGS: big brother 11 chima
Rating: 2.56/5

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Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, Canada... you should not care, but wait... there is a show like Big Brother on in Canada now.
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:53 am
who cares,you're arguing aboot a shity staged reality show
Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 10:51 am
Nik: I hate Jeff, he is a bigger asshole. I would tell you who I do like.... Natalie. She is the one person I like to be stuck in a island with. Bria: how come you don't watch Big Brother? Oh... I forgot. Yours in the UK and also.. It is more really.
BriaHere - August 19, 2009, 6:55 am
Yeah, we have Big Brother, but it's just the UK version. I don't watch it, the people in there annoy me.
Nik - August 19, 2009, 12:05 am
Bottom line is she brought it ALL on herself. Good. Dumb bitch showed the rest of the assholes how to do it, and they're following along just nicely. Picking themselves off 1 by 1.
Nik - August 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Whoa Woody...if you don't like Chima, that should automatically make you a Jeff fan. So...why are you calling him a jackass? Who's side are you on anyway?
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 11:59 pm
Do you have Big Brother where you are at? I think you do...Bria, the game fucks with your mind. It just fucks with it.
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
She should just shut the fuck up and follow the rules.... none of this shit would be happening. But the Diva have to have her way. But she did not. another jackass overuled her on voting night and the cards come crashing down on her. Dumb bitch.
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 11:52 pm
She is a actress on Big Brother 11 on the USA... she left the show because she was being a tramp and the powers that be took her out of the game. Now, she will not get any money and she will not be invited to any of the other big brother contests.
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:49 am
Who is she? Her face scares me.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
I,thank you... the people thank you... and the world thank you.
Nik - August 17, 2009, 9:50 pm
Love it!!! Nice one, Woody. 5+++++


HEROES -


TAGS: flight 93 9 11 heroes party hookers
Rating: 2.13/5

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bOB cHIN - August 21, 2009, 2:18 pm
Gotta lay off partying with the fire trucks...they can drink me under the table


REALIZATION - Realizing your come back didn't impress people because you can't spell.


TAGS: america 9 11 spelling
Rating: 1.62/5

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Person - September 8, 2008, 9:30 pm
Realization must realise that they are WRONG. Even my computer is having a red line moment over your crappy American spelling!
ari - September 5, 2008, 3:59 pm
Realising our language has been bastardised
RnR - July 3, 2008, 8:12 am
Realization a word that only exists in U.S.-English slang.


it's alot like that -


TAGS: croc hunter 9 11 irony
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 3, 2014, 10:24 pm
Masterpiece as always.
steve1961 - June 3, 2014, 3:25 pm
I don't love many things...but I really, really don't hate this at all...5L RL
MissPriss - June 3, 2014, 11:50 am
There was a joke about when the Challenger blew up which was almost as 5L bad.


HATS OFF -




CITIZENS OF NEW YORK 9/11 -




It was once said -


TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.


Remember. -


TAGS: 9 11
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 5:42 pm
Blenheim: "...but it t'was a very famous victory"


Wishful thinking -




RERUN -


TAGS: parody someones poster challenge 116999 ice
Rating: 4.75/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 3:40 am

Nice. Guess I will go for that good old quantity over Quality theme to build my numbers
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:11 am
LMAO!


R.S. JAKE -


TAGS: roast june 11 rs jake
Rating: 4.75/5

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R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
You know how hard it is to kill your sibling in the womb? I highly recommend it.


911 DREAM OF LIFE TRIBUTE -


TAGS: 911
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:42 am
spit works great...unless you've been eating peanuts or sunflower seeds.....I heard that somewhere....
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
What? You've never heard of nature's lubricant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:35 am
It wouldn't be so tough if you'd lubricate more.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:28 am
If you can't handle the tough things in life, it ain't worth havin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:14 am
Easy now boys....I intend to be fair and honest....but not to ICEMAN...he needs tough love.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:05 am
OMG!!! The first sign of the apocalypse.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 12:58 am
Moooooooooooooooooooderator?
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 12:55 am
Try as we might, we couldn't get rid of mooooo.... so, we decided that approval mod would usher him into self-destruction. Win-win, really.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 12:53 am
WTF do canoocks know aboot moooooosic anywhoooo? You have all your taste in your mouth. Poutaine, enough said. OBTW, congrats on the promotion/demotion to Mod. My condolences.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:47 am
abstaining is better than voting 1.....I approved this because it obeys all the rules. BTW...Springsteen Rules!!!! Bababooey!
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 12:44 am
Soory dude, no vote. Springsteen SUCKS.


FREEDOM - It isn't Free


TAGS: freedom patriotism america 9 11 courage
Rating: 4.45/5

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CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:54 am
Religious radicals of any belief might as well say "I believe that my god is too weak to punish the sinners himself or he's not getting it done as fast as I think he should"


THE THREE MUSKETEERS -


TAGS: axe11154 m0rd3kai rick69 with love
Rating: 4.06/5

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axe11154 - April 10, 2012, 9:25 pm
LAMO
Rick69 - April 10, 2012, 5:29 pm
He he ha ha Haw HAW HA HAA! Loving how Axe is on the shoulder... They won't laugh at you they said, you would fit right in they said...
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:10 am
yes, very nice indeed
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 7:05 am
XD HAHAHA!!! nice one Caveman XD Loving it!


NEGOTIATING WITH MORONS - So sir, you say your prices are unbeatable eh? I don’t know. I think I saw K-mart down the road selling bins stuffed with money at this price.




R.I.P. BEAUTIFUL LADY - Doris Eaton Travis (March 14, 1904 – May 11, 2010) She was the last surviving Ziegfeld girl.




ARICA LOGAN - QUICK! Someone call 911! Tell them I am being bad




I'M NO HORSE - but I like to horse around anyway




HEAVY HEART -


TAGS: september 11
Rating: 3.51/5

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Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:29 pm
WOODEN CROSSES ROW ON ROW Yet who mourns the fallen wood? Other than my wife. I mean she's one of them environMENTALists. Sheesh.
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 2:01 pm
Dandelion, dandelion...how many more must we kill!
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 1:56 pm
I'm still roflmao....Love it!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:35 am
Let me capsulise it for you: Never forget the fallen, plucked from life so young.
Woodywood03a - September 12, 2009, 1:13 am
Uh.....
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:05 am
LMAO.... probably so.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:02 am
ONLY to you, sicko. Sheesh.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:41 am
Is that a de-flowering joke, Sean?
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:40 am
In the spirit of Gitmo, they're doing away with Round-Up!
Sean - September 12, 2009, 12:40 am
Looks like someone freed the claustrophobic kitty.
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 12:17 am
First it was DDT thingy...then the whole weed-b-gone scandal...damn liberal media...what's next rapid grow?
Sean - September 12, 2009, 12:08 am
Icksne on the ingzzzzzze.
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 12:06 am
ZZZZZZZZZZZing!
Sean - September 11, 2009, 11:56 pm
"My tears mingle amidst the morning dew ... glistening upon the doomed dandelion." --Yeats.
agdaniele - September 11, 2009, 11:39 pm
Weeds... the garden variety.
KDP3 - September 11, 2009, 11:15 pm
Whats the story behind this memorial? 9/11 or Military?
agdaniele - September 11, 2009, 10:36 pm
They never report the actual numbers in the news.
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heavy, just heavy


OBAMA -


TAGS: august 11
Rating: 3.46/5

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eldiabloloco - October 9, 2010, 8:59 pm
Love it and the beer is the best five stars
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:52 pm
amen =] AND halellujah
TED - March 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
That ole Kool-Aid caused permanent damage huh? The smarter ones are even wising up and rejecting that fool!
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:37 am
And still President of the Playas Club!
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 8:35 am
Woody! You get any sleep? I PM'd ya.
Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 8:29 am
Uh.... sometimes I really don't need to do that.
Arrogant Knight - August 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
LOL Aggy!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Do you occasionally forget to breathe?
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:47 pm
I wonder.... why are they still saying that Clinton is black.... Yeah, he does act black. But is he really black???
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:35 pm
Gotta love it.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 11:21 pm
5+ for the beverage alone. :D


...AND 40 YEARS LATER? -


TAGS: apollo 11 moon landing anniversary
Rating: 3.33/5

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/hell/ - October 10, 2009, 5:40 am
we havent been back because in the 60's, space technology was the same as ICBM technology, thats why the US government threw so much money at it..... nowadays theres no real incentive to go to the moon
Smokey - September 21, 2009, 6:36 pm
That's ironman's partner right?
Derek - August 17, 2009, 7:02 pm
...and we haven't been back in over 3 decades because some people thought it better to put money into the war machine rather than the space machine.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:37 pm
WOW! Since I don't watch Discovery Channel, that's pretty cool! (now, do you think I am homosexual because I watch the Discovery Channel or because you mistakenly thought I copied an ad of theirs?)
call it like it is - July 20, 2009, 10:11 pm
nice regurgitation of the commercial running on the discovery chnl for the past week....fag


WRONG - place wrong time


TAGS: window cleaner twin towers 911 wrong
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am
Wrong site. Photochopped is down the hall and to the left.


POST 9/11 TECHNOLOGY - Why hasn't anyone wondered where it suddenly came from?


TAGS: post 9 11 technology
Rating: 3.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 1:11 pm
Reality Lord said a lot of people think that. I didn't realize, I thought it was just me; my community isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. So, direct connection? Possibly. Even if there's an answer, is it the truth? We could go on about this forever.
CloudchaserS - April 17, 2013, 4:47 am
Got that, thanx! So people are thinking there's some sort of direct connection as opposed to just coincidence?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:08 am
almost literally overnight. That night, of course, being 9/11. We can now buy 3D technology for our living room. Technology has advanced and advanced quickly more so in the past decade than in the past 20th century.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:07 am
Depending when you were born, you'll notice the instant advancement. We went from dot matrix printers to ink jet; low graphic games on cellphones to watching HD videos on cellphones; 8 bit videogame graphics to surreal lifelike graphics -
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2013, 10:20 pm
What I mean is, can someone please explain what this refers to?
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2013, 10:19 pm
I'm still not getting it.
Reality Lord - April 16, 2013, 5:07 pm

actually...alot of people ask that


FAITH -


TAGS: november 11 topic
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:35 pm
Heh heh. 5 our fathers, and 5 hail Haars.


YODA -


TAGS: produceman117 has left us perhaps for good that fills me with woe star wars cheers me up though cabbage head
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
Thanks...the pixies will be happy to hear that. It's good to know everyone misses Produce. Maybe this will inspire him to come back...one day.
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Back to Bart. I'm pullin your leg about the cabbage line. Great poster and very appropriate. Looks just like cabbage. Pixelated cabbage! Hiyo!!! 5L
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:05 pm
Just stating the facts
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:03 pm
Oh ok. 'Casue like 10 minutes ago when you stated "I still have not been told the reason why he left" I kinda figured.....
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Not my business to know
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
@ Dre- Mooooo seems to know the deal with the departure of 117. Maybe if you yodel at him he'd share. Cows love yodleing. And ricola! Oh, and jamesons.....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:52 pm
A delightful thought!!!!
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:51 pm
Well you'll be missed. Don't know that you'd actually miss anything though. (there's no liquor at the momma mo's house) Although she can cook like the wiiind. Mmmmmmmmmm homemade salsa for your quesadilla!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:47 pm
Otherwise, I'll enjoy a dinner with my parents. And having a cuban girlfriend, I'll probably end up eating a turkey quesadilla, too.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:46 pm
Ummmm huh? I was just referencing the fact that cabbage was brought up in my bye bye to the produce dude. And I got mad jump skillz. see watch....... ......
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:45 pm
Sorry, I can't make it, MO... please apologize for me.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:44 pm
I did not steal this and how the Hell do you keep comment jumping me? Are you the Matrix or are you using the force?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Comment jump. Sorry, MO. I was referring to Dre's question as "the question." lol
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bart stole the cabbage line form my forum post......get you I will.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
That's the question, man. That's why I can't find closure. T-T
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
Doin fine aggster. Although my weekend is shot since I'm at work catching up on crap so I can get the flop on down to see moms for Thanksgiving. You?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
I still have not been told the reason why he left
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
No, I simply endorsed it. jk The caption actually conveys a different and quite subliminal meaning...mysterious.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Did you just explain your poster caption? LOL!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Dude, in these dark, we must remember one thing...doesn't Yoda's head TOTALLY look like cabbage!? Force choked I will be.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Great, thanks... how are you doing, MO?
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:37 pm
Come back he will. For the farce is strong with that one. mmmmmmmmmmm....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:30 pm
ok......... hahahahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:29 pm
Aaaaaaaand.......NOW!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Starting when?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:24 pm
And exercising his malamutes. LONG LIVE HILARITY!!!!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
We can only hope he exorcizes the demons... so we can get back to exercizing his demons.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
just checked, he was here @8:30 this morning too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:21 pm
He was awesome, But he had good reason for leaving.....let's just let it go guys.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:19 pm
Was he? I thought he just posted that thread...announcing that he could no longer stay here for reasons no one understands. It's a real shame. His posters were great. He was ten times better than the traditional new guy.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:12 pm
he was on again last night


COURAGE - We shall draw on the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. -Winston Churchill




SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - It started out as a nice sunny late summer day, and then the darkness came.


TAGS: not another 911 poster dipair
Rating: 2.71/5

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MO - October 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
Same production company as the moon landing.....I'm just saying.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 11:06 am
*facepalm* Fuckin' idiotic conspiracy theories...
DreMagnum - October 15, 2009, 10:40 am
I think that the conspiracy theory is really a conspiracy theory and that it did actually happen as was originally reported
bOB cHIN - October 15, 2009, 10:29 am
Yes, indeed. And maybe sometime in the future all will be brought to light.
Björn - October 15, 2009, 10:26 am
thank the NWO and the Neocons for that. 9/11 was an inside job, al qaeda is a myth, but you knew that, didn't you..


OSAMA BIN LADEN - a man lives in a cave can destroy 3 skyscraper buildings ... YEAH WHATEVER !!!


TAGS: osama laden 911 september job jew
Rating: 2.09/5

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a name - July 4, 2009, 4:06 am
What I want to know is if he actually thinks that camouflage vest actually works in the desert...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 am
Everything that WTFO said; not to mention that bin Laden even said a memorial to the "19 souls" of his terrorists who died in the attacks. This Motifake is a disgrace.
WTFO - February 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
So B-Timmy's position is that it doesn't matter if Americans are killed abroad and that civilians deserved to die in OK. You sir, are a complete moron that proves that with every comment you post.
Hector - February 19, 2009, 4:17 pm
This is what Jesus really looked like.
Toussaint - February 19, 2009, 7:54 am
He's a coward. Come out of hiding and lead your forces in honorable combat and let's see your face.
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 3:02 am
And even the Oklahoma city bombing was just vengeance for prosecution against the cult in Waco. So the government really had it coming in that one.
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 2:59 am
So WTFO, of all those attacks, only 3 of them happened on real American soil, and only 2 of which were done by non-americans. The Oklahoma city bombing was by an American. Embassy's may be claimed as American soil, but aren't part of the real US.
oh shuddup - February 8, 2009, 6:52 pm
i think it was supposed to be AFTER 911... but really beyond the point anyhow
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:56 am
bombing attack on the World Trade Center in NY (same planner as 9-11). 1991-attempted Iraqi attacks on US Posts in Manila. There are more, but I've made my point.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:53 am
...in Saudi Arabia. 1996-US Embassy rocket attack in Greece. 1995-Saudi military installation bombing. 1995-McVeigh bombing in Oklohoma. 1995-gunman attacks on US diplomats in Pakistan. 1993-attempted assassination of Pres Bush by Iraq. 1993-the 1st...
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:47 am
Let's see how many peace-time attacks on US soil/people: 2000-USS Cole, Yemen. 1998-US Embassy bombings in Africa. 1997-4 US businessmen murdered by terrorists in Pakistan. 1997-Empire State Bldg sniper attack by Palistinian. 1996-Khobar Towers bombing...
oh shuddup - February 7, 2009, 12:00 am
well there hadnt been that many before either... so its not really a fair comparison.
LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
Shitloads more in countries OTHER than the US is what he means I guess....we haven't had any since 9/11.
oh shuddup - February 6, 2009, 10:57 pm
id say a shit load of MORE attacks have happened... whats your point in all this? All this hype on Osama, doesnt help at all...making martyrs never worked for the empires, look at jesus...
Reality - February 6, 2009, 7:26 pm
barockeva you think with all the methods of birth control from condoms to abortion YOUR MOM could have found one of them. And notice how many attacks have happened since 911 Even though this joker called for it. GTFO my internet and go drink cyanide.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:15 am
You'd think with as much as we spend on military we could keep people from crashing planes into our shit.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 3:26 pm
Come to think of it, it's not mine either -- and I have an alibi.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 2:33 pm
Just because the Republicans exploited this tragedy shamelessly does not mean they did it. After all doing things correctly is not their strong suit.


THIS BOOK JUST KILLED ME - Well...It had a few laughs, and some nice pictures,


TAGS: 9 11 commision report paul wolfowitz
Rating: 2.07/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:41 am
wELL DONE, bOB cHIN. fUNNY.


THE BIGGER PICTURE - Conspiracy theororists unite! Those at the top were the terrorists.


TAGS: pnac 9 11 conspiracy traitors terrorists
Rating: 1.89/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 11:00 am
PKP to clarify if the situation directly involves you talking about it is discussion not Gossip. This site is a perfect venue for sex jokes. Give it up you have no argument.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 8:46 am
That's nice.
culos - August 24, 2009, 8:45 am
Don't give a flying fuck. If you publish your name at random on the Internet you open yourself up to things like this. Ever heard about Google????
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 8:41 am
Why would you post a link to my MySpace here? Did you ask if I wanted it posted here first or don't you care?
culos - August 24, 2009, 8:15 am
I agree, let's have a little compassion. Let's kill him gently...
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 8:14 am
That's...actually kinda sad.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 8:08 am
Wow. You have got to be kidding...
culos - August 24, 2009, 8:06 am
Thanks for the advice. I now also know why:http://www.myspace.com/kondorskave That really explains it all.....
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 8:01 am
Don't even try to reason with him culos. You won't get anywhere.
culos - August 24, 2009, 8:00 am
PKP do you realize we have a forum section where you can dump your opinions? This is the comment section, hardly the place for epic rants....
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:52 am
opinion such as that makes me "juvenile" or "14 years old" in some people's eyes; then I'll be "juvenile" in that respect all the way through. I've said my peace.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:52 am
stand by every word I said about bOB and other 9/11 conspiracy theorists. They mock, ridicule, and trash this great nation and make light of hero's deaths; as well as call the government murderers. And if me getting upset about it when someone voices an
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:52 am
virtually all their Motifake time joking, gossiping, and "engaging" with other members in the way he does has absolutely 0 argument when he turns around and labels a political minded person who gets upset when his nation is ridiculed "juvenile". And I
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:52 am
place. I have no intentions to hold a grudge. If we could sweep all this shit under the rug and have a proverbial internet beer together that' be great. If that never happens believe me I won't cry about it. But my point remains that anyone who spends
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:51 am
I don't "feel left out" of any gossiping chatroom clique; I just simply never cared to go there. Maybe I will someday. And also for the record; believe it or not I DON'T want you banned; as to be honest you are one of the people who brings life to this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:51 am
Motifake time attacking and flaming other members (or ... "engaging" as he puts it), gossiping, and trolling has no basis of a claim to call another Motifaker "juvenile". And I'm glad that other members are realizing what is going on. And no,
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:51 am
instead of admitting he was caught; therefore displaying the "juvenile" behavior that he accuses others of having. For the record I don't give a rat's hairy ass who makes sex jokes nor who gossips; but my point was that a person who spends all their
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 7:50 am
Well stated WTFO. Also, let the record show that I gave Trash Heap ample and accurate examples, including DIRECT QUOTES from him, of his sex jokes and gossiping (after he requested I do so three times); and Trash Heap proceeded to deny and make excuses
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:34 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Rant rant rant. Back to the clique. At times you're respectful other times you're just another TTH. If you don't want to be dragged in, then back off others' right to post comments about topics you don't like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:21 pm
That's all I have to say, don't try to drag me into your bullshit again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:20 pm
I have done my best to stay out of this but you keep mentioning me and putting words in my mouth. The porcelina thing has nothing to do with you. You're just using it to curry favor with her friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:14 pm
I really don't fucking care what you think anyways. Porcelina attacked me and TTH wayyyyy before any of this happened. Trying to throw her weight around. BTW, are you trying to imply that you have never argued with her?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:12 pm
1.P said in that very comment thread that she wasn't Goth. 2.None of my comments were directed at her, When I said "you" I was talking about goth kids in general. She may have mistakenly thought I meant her, but I let her know later that I didn't.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:08 pm
there are many folks who like the chat room poster, only a few pricks lash out at other motifakers based on their political discussions. Haar, Aggy, MO and others show respect. The 3 I listed attack and bully others. No backpedaling involved.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:07 pm
Again you prove what a stupid fuck you are. I never defended PKP's attacks or anybody else's. I point out how you are a hypocrite for pointing the finger at others for doing the same thing you do. You are also apparently too ignorant to realize that while
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:06 pm
You are obviously trying to continue a flame war that should have died yesterday. I will not stoop to your level. This is over and if you choose to continue you will only be talking to yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:54 pm
You are just grasping at straws now, hoping someone will agree with you. You originally called the fans of pats place a clique but now you are too scared of losing favor to list those supposed members. You sure can backpedal when it suits you.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:50 pm
So PKP going after bob for making this poster was pro free speech i suppose? as was your last comment on the obama poster preceding this? You are the hypocrite and the bane of free speech, as are your politiclique.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 5:47 pm
position is that you don't, I'm sure it wouldn't take much research to find your words to again prove more of your hypocrisy.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 5:47 pm
In recent attacks on politifakers, the anti free speech has included you, Moo+ and AK. As for your claim of me using "childish insults" instead of debate. I agree at times I treat punks on this site with the same tactics they use on others. If your
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:43 pm
List the members of the clique please.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 5:41 pm
Aww. Did I hurt your little feelings? I provide proof and logic and often your own words to show how you and your clique bully others on the site. You are either completely delusional about your own tactics or simply a complete hypocritical liar.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:38 pm
Never what they should discuss, sometimes the way they are discussing it though. I have never run to MR M. Have you? I see no further point in trying to debate with someone who resorts to childish insults when he can't defend himself with logic.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 5:35 pm
Again you twist truth to your own purposes. You constantly tell others what they shouldn't discuss not just this poster. Your entry into this poster and your continued BS prove your a childish moron. 'he started it' 'Mr. M said no rants, I'm telling'
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:34 pm
BTW look up the definition of rant. If I have 40% of the comments while replying to 2 polititimmies i am under average in comments. 1 of me 2 of you! get it? You really do have a narrow view of the world.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:31 pm
first stone, all I did was defend bob's right to his opinion same as the porcelina thread. Your own examples have proven you wrong.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
You mean because my original post on this thread was in defense of The poster creator's Harmless opinion against PKP then you must be confused. That is not hypocrisy, it's defense of free speech. He stated an opinion and PKP attacked him. PKP threw the
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 4:48 pm
this thread proves beyond a doubt that you are a complete hypocrite.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 4:48 pm
To be fair, in that same comment thread, TTH did respectfully engage and made a great point about avoiding cliques (chat room ones included) and even stated "We all have the right to our harmless opinions no matter what they are based on", which added to
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 4:41 pm
biggest losers" and "You're not a vampire or a satanist. You're a fucking loser in black clothes and makeup. creating a persona to cover how big a douche you are is worse than just being a douche" Some "engagement" take you BS elsewhere, I don't buy it.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 4:40 pm
Moo+, you claim you engage and not attack? Here's how you entered the EMO poster "Are you trying to say Goth isn't for pussies? Cuz it is" when asked by P (who is goth) you continue The goth clique is always made up of the kids who would have been the
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 4:37 pm
As for your claim that you're not ranting. A quick count shows you've commented just on this poster 68 times. That's 40% of the entire comments. Numbers don't lie, you're ranting regardless what you tell yourself.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 4:33 pm
TTH, yes I copied and pasted. I also denoted that those weren't my words by adding the "" around the statements. That is called citing experts to support positions and facts. Maybe if you weren't such a pothead, you'd remember more from school.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
Hey, Saskatchewan doesn't work as well.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 5:47 pm
OMG (Ontario/Manitoba Gangsters) - cornering the comment market on Motifake. (Level-headed? Mature? Somebody notarize this so I can show the wife!)
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 5:41 pm
By definition you are correct sir. Attack was a poor choice of words. Engage may have been more apt.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 5:09 pm
I disagree, NO ONE attacked P. We simply disagreed with her and she couldn't take the criticism. If anyone was "attacking" it was her.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
A 3 comment reply to multiple questions is not a rant. You (wtfo) have filled pages with copy paste (Did you think we wouldn't notice?) about political issues. PKP quoted me earlier referring to a certain tactic, created by mooooooo. Think about it.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:12 pm
Read closer. Porcelina left after MANY people attacked her. If she chose to lay blame on an individual in order to maximize effect then I suppose that's the prerogative of a teenage girl. Sean and Haar always levelheaded can see what should be obvious.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:52 pm
TTH is smart enough to realize the irony in using Paul and WTFO tactics in the comment section, and that irony is in itself of the highest amusement factor (for me, anyway).
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:50 pm
Sean made some excellent observations, and all were dead on. WTFO, how many times have you denigrated a comment instantly to "FOMF" when someone disagrees? Granted, you've been a lot better lately about it.
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:33 pm
turned you into exactly what you claim to hate. BTW, don't mistake mutual respect between PKP, Mark, Me and others as "hero" worship. Here on motifake, you are annoying and insignificant (probably just like real life for you.)
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:31 pm
of a motifaker on this site. Very few posters with negligible "funny" involved. Tons of comments (mostly attacking and insulting others), and a general overall self-entitlement attitude that disgusts me. Funny how your crusade against long rants has
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:31 pm

Granted P has some issues, but I think TTH holds a large postion of the blame on her leaving. I guess I just don't have patience for bullies. This is supposed to be a fun place to hang out & needle each other in a good way. TTH is taking things to far.
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
education level. PKP did an outstanding job of answering your questions TTH and poointing out your lies and hypocrisy to others on the site and you can't handle it. You make BS excuses or redirect the discussion. You clearly are the most pathetic example
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:27 pm
rerun, overall you have a great assessment of TTH. However, unlike him I'm not a fan of running other people off this site. He's just a prick trying to bully others because he is too ignorant or apathetic to understand conversations held at a higher
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:24 pm
No one ran P. anywhere. She just happened to be the world's most sensitive Satanist. Sensitivity and Satanism -- hardly a stable combination. And TTH hasn't crossed any lines that I have seen.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:19 pm

I am beginning to think TTH shoulkd be banned. He ran Porci off, and seems to be making a good argument for being an ass in general.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:02 pm
Pat's place was turned into a chat room by a large group of contributors, nobody was excluded so long as they didn't prattle on and on about politics. If you Politifakers felt left out it was your own attitude that put you on the outside.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:59 pm
are grasping for any little shred of evidence to back up your beliefs. Your examples are so thin and could be applied to almost any contributor on this site. I had to ask the question 3 times because you could not answer for your asinine assertions.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:57 pm
I was involved in the situation with the unnamed motifaketress in question therefore not gossip. Making the occasional lewd comment toward a broken record politifaker or a pedo pusher like zed is perfectly acceptable. Just like your hero wtfo you really
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:46 am
then proceed to call people who engage in political discussion childish and "juvenile". Like I said it's truly a pot calling a kettle black if there ever was one.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:43 am
subject of your comments. And I could easily find more. So there's your requested examples. Now go ahead and say I'm "whining" after I answered a question that you asked three times. I don't care if people gossip, but don't partake in all that shit and
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:41 am
timmy tactic to show her she was susceptible to the same treatment." followed immediately by, "now she wants to have my comments blocked because she can't take half of what she dishes out. That's crybaby shit." I won't say the Motifaker who was the
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:41 am
need not look any further than your comments in the infamous "Everyone is staring at us" poster comments section. That place is basically a chatroom. There you said, "her comments were completely unprovoked and I wondered if I could adapt mooooo's reverse
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:41 am
after you asked for examples, not complaining about it. There are more similar in the comments section to that poster; such as suggesting if my parents are cousins. Once again just answering your question. And as for an example of you gossiping, I
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:40 am
but you did say, If you want pedo posters, there must be a millions of other sites you could visit. And if you are Zed,,, you're a pedophile." as well as, "Those salty blindfolded lollipops you loved so much as a kid". I'm simply answering your question,
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 4:40 am
If you don't want to read my writing than don't ask. You did ask. Now; as for an example of your sex jokes, Mr. Trash Heap, may I remind you of your comments on my "biased unfair treatment" poster? Granted it was mostly Moooooooooooooooooooo who did it;
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:00 am
Yeah um... After seeing your "style" here, I don't think I'm gonna bother reading your blog.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 2:56 am
Pass. I'm kinda forced to read this one.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 2:53 am
I am who I am. And I believe the tale of you being an astronaut; as your comments are always out in space. And at the risk of sounding like I'm seeking attention, while your at my MySpace; take a read to some of my blogs if you want a writing sample.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:48 am
Now I am the king of England. Yup that's what I want to call myself, so that's what I am!
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:46 am
Balls? So those of us smart enough to provide ourselves with some anonymity have no balls? You better re-think that one.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:44 am
I am a sawyer. Also an astronaut, just never been in a shuttle or up into space. But since I believe it, I AM an astronaut.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 2:42 am
No as of the moment I have not yet been published; but give me time. What line of work are you in, BTW?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 2:41 am
You mean the balls enough to use my real name. And my name does not make me an attention grabber, sorry. And the one who made mention of my MySpace was you. If I wanted to bring attention I'd have posted links to it all over the forum.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:39 am
So how many books? Or those examples you promised earlier? Having a hard time living up to your own bs huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:38 am
Found? The attention grab was using your own name and having a wide open myspace acct. not like a lot of hits come up when you type that name in.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:35 am
You used your real name! How much obsession does it take to copy/paste and google? I mostly wanted to see if you were dumb enough to use your real name or if it was some obscure reference. Both kinda. Guessing so far unpublished eh?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 2:33 am
And you were the one who found my MySpace and started perusing it. Are you a stalker?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 2:32 am
Um... what attention grab would that be? You were the one obsessed with finding out information about me.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:30 am
Nice attention grab Paul. How many books have you published? Or articles? Or jokes in readers digest? You are an author right? btw examples?
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:28 am
also I draw many laughs from your stereotypical behavior, so debating with you is funny. Just listening to you isn't
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 2:27 am
Good research, Trash Heap!! I was wondering when someone would find my MySpace page.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 2:26 am
That as by far the most intelligent thing you have said on this site. First time you weren't just taking up space. Glad you finally came around. You may have noticed that I can mix humor with a serious debate. You are capable of neither.
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:46 am
BTW, why are you arguing?? This is a place for funny. Shut up and go some other site to debate 9-11 conspiracy. BRING BACK THE FUNNY!!! I come here to relax! God, you ranters suck! You're so annoying! Shut up already! *snickers*
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:43 am
That's all you hear because you just puke forth the same conspiracy BS you take in. At least I get my info from reputable sources. Also, you make a great analogy. This adult is speaking (writing) and you as a child only hear wah wah. Perfect assessment.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:42 am
Waste of time arguing with sheep. wah wah baaaaaaaaa!
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:41 am
yup. word for word. you copypaster! No big surprise.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:40 am
If you plan to repeat verbatim something you raed on a website supporting YOUR beliefs, save your breath. I have seen you do it a thousand times and it all sounds like when the adults talk on charlie brown cartoons. wah wah wah? wah wah? wah!
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:40 am
levels" "4 numerous fires on many floors of WTC 7 burned without sufficient water supply to attack them". See if you can handle facts provided by experts versus liberal bloggers.
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:38 am
high-rise structures subjected to damage from impact and from fire will collapse" "2 The collapse of WTC 1 damaged portions of the lower floors of WTC 7" "3 WTC 7, we knew, was built on a small number of large columns providing an open Atrium on the lower
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:38 am
Good luck with that Paul. And remember adding a joke to a "your mama" thread is not telling sex jokes, Its being part of the community.
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:36 am
why it has never happened like that before...because those specific conditions have never existed before. See how that works? No? "1. Although prior to that day high-rise structures had never collapsed, The collapse of WTC 1 & 2 showed that certain
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:36 am
On third thought Sean I'm gonna guess he is 34, single, and crazy enough to use his real name as a Nic. I would also guess that he has a myspace page. What did I win?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 1:34 am
I'm taking a break, eating chips, and watching Greta van Sustren on Fox News at the moment. I deal with the important things first, you know. But I'll get back to you soon.
WTFO - August 22, 2009, 1:34 am
The 20 story hole was reported by a fireman. You keep insisting that it couldn't have happened because it's never happened like that before. This is the mantra of the conspiracy bloggers and uninformed follers of theirs. I'll let you in on a secret as to
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:28 am
Yeah. That's what I thought.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:27 am
Still waiting paul.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 1:26 am
reference to a 20 story hole is proof of nothing. Its not a "fact". The way the building collapsed in on itself is suspicious and has never been explained to my satisfaction. On the video I saw no evidence of a 20 story hole.


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